Here Is a Picture Of Marcin Gortat With a Bunch Of Parrots

 
Here I was, looking for something quick to blog for 5pm, and all I kept finding were the worst, most unhappy stories. I have realized that’s what happens- 4:30 on Fridays, every news outlet in the country drops the worst shit, because they have to report on it, but it’s so gross they don’t want anyone to see it. And then came along the world wide leader, and they tweeted out a picture of Marcin Gortat of your Washington Wizards with a bunch of birds. And that’s that. That’s the 5pm blog.